[HIS WIFE]
I'd like to be a princess on a throne
To have a country I can call my own
And a king
Who's lusty and required a fling
With a female thing

Great
Men will be men
Let me turn on the gas
I saw them in the den
With Marvin grabbing Whizzer's ass

Oh sure, I'm sure, he's sure he did his best
I mean he meant to be what he was not
The things he was are things which I forgot
He's a queen, I'm a queen
Where is our crown?

I'm breaking down
I'm breaking down
My life is shitty
And my kid seems like an idiot to me
Oh no, that's sick
I mean he's great
It's me who is the matter
Talking madder than the maddest hatter

If I repeat one more word
I swear I'll lose my brain
What else should I explain?
Oh yes, it's true I can cry on cue
But so can you
I'm breaking down
I'm breaking down
Down, down
You ask me if it's fun
To cry over nothing
It is
I'm breaking down

(Spoken)
Oh, darn
I don't have time for a breakdown now
I have to get back to my banana-carrot-suprise
Ow!
Gosh that hurts

(Sung)
Now let's consonlidate our simple thoughts
A healthy fruit is healthy till it rots
I agree
We sat beneath the apple tree
Marv, his "friend", and me

Now, speaking of friends
Whizzer is sweet and trim
I think he sets the trends
I think in fact I'll marry him

(Spoken)
He wants me

(Sung)
I wanna hate him but I really can't
It's like a nightmare how this all proceeds
I hope that Whizzer don't fulfill his needs
"Don't" is wrong!
Sing along
What was the noun?

I'm breaking down
I'm breaking down
I'll soon redecorate these stalls
I want some padding on the walls
And also pills
I wanna sleep;
Sure, things will probably worsen
But it's not like I'm a healthy person
I've rethought my talks with Marv
And one fact does emerge;
I think I like his shrink
So that is why I should turn to drink
I'm on the brink of breaking down
I'm breaking down
Down, down
I only wanna love
A man who can love me...

(Spoken)
Or like me...

(Sung)
Marvin was never mine
He took his meetings in the boys' latrine
I used to cry
He'd make a scene
I'd rather die than dry clean
Marvin's wedding gown

I'm breaking down
I'm breaking down
It's so upsetting how I found
That what's rectangular is round
I mean it stinks
I mean, he's queer
And me, I'm just a freak
Who needs it maybe every other week

I've rethought the fun we've had
And one fact does emerge:
I played the foolish clown
The almost-virgin who sings this dirge
Is on the verge
Of breaking down
I'm breaking down
Down, down
The only thing that's breaking up
Is my family

The only thing that's breaking up
Is my family
But me, I'm breaking down
Down!