["High School Ladies At 5 O'Clock] [HIS SWEETHEART] High school ladies at 5 o'clock: We be good girls all Practicing adventures of a sort Which divert you But which never ever try to hurt you High school ladies at 5 o'clock They sing- [THE LADIES] La la la la la la la [SWEETHEART] They sing- [LADIES] La la la la [SWEETHEART] Oh, how they repititious [LADIES] La la la la [SWEETHEART] Mumble and walk You see them: [LADIES] High school ladies at 5 o'clock, now [SWEETHEART] Sacrifice the pain Sacrifice the worry We be waiting in the street Underneath the local fire engine Tap us on the feet and we go for a walk Just mention high school ladies at 5 o'clock They sing [LADIES] La la la la la la la [SWEETHEART] They sing [LADIES] La la la la [SWEETHEART] Oh, how they repititious [LADIES] La la la la [SWEETHEART] Mumble and squawk But meet us [LADIES] High school ladies at 5 o'clock, now [SWEETHEART] La la la la La la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la La la lay hey [LADIES] La la la la La la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la La la lay hey [SWEETHEART] [HIS WIFE & HIS TEACHER] High school ...High school Ladies at 5 o'clock ...High school High school, woo Ladies at 5 o'clock High school ...High school Ladies at 5 o'clock Hoichy chumbo Hoichy chumbo, high school ...High school Ladies at 5 o'clock ...High school High school, woo Ladies at 5 o'clock High school ...High school Ladies at 5 o'clock [SWEETHEART] Does he like the rain? [WIFE & TEACHER] Oh, yes, he do! [SWEETHEART] Is he better than banana? [MARVIN] Aaaaaah [SWEETHEART] Does he like the snow? [WIFE & TEACHER] Oh, yes, he do! [SWEETHEART] Is he better than banana? [MARVIN] Aaaaaah [SWEETHEART] Does he laugh? [MARVIN] No [SWEETHEART] Touch? [MARVIN] No [SWEETHEART] Drink? [MARVIN] No [SWEETHEART] Screw? [MARVIN] No! [LADIES] High school ladies at 9 a.m [SWEETHEART] We be waiting at the school We admiring the photograph Of Marvin on the stage Turn the page and look at High school ladies at 5 o'clock [WIFE & TEAHCER] [SWEETHEART] Does he like? ...Does he like? Does he like to screw? Does he like? Does he like? Does he like to screw? Does he like? ...Does he like? Does he like to screw his friends? [SWEETHEART Does he? [WIFE & TEACHER] Does he? [MARVIN] Does he? [WIFE & TEAHCER] [SWEETHEART] Does he like? ...Does he like? Does he like to screw? Does he like? Does he like? Does he like to screw? Does he like? ...Does he like? Does he like to screw- [MARVIN] DOES HE?! ["The Rape of Miss Goldberg"] [HIS SWEETHEART, spoken] The Rape of Miss Goldberg by Marvin Scene one [MARVIN] Hi, Miss Goldberg at your desk My name's Marvin, we're alone at last I turned fourteen just today And I thought, for a not unseemly price You'd introduce me to the wonders of the bed And also treat me nice I'm the boy who throws the fits He who puts the chalk inside his ear Do you know me from a hole in the wall? Marvin's cute, though rarely good But, dearest, please accept my hand Miss Goldberg who Is perfect womanhood [SWEETHEART, spoken] Scene two [HIS TEACHER] Why should Marvin jump on Miss Goldberg? Why does Marvin dump on Miss Goldberg? I knew When I first I first looked in his eyes [MARVIN] I like your eyes, Miss Goldberg [TEACHER] Lies! He has never seen my face! [MARVIN] I have never seen your eyes [TEACHER] I was never out of place [TEACHER] [MARVIN] I taught That's true, she minded her business I taught and minded my business She taught [MARVIN, spoken] But the business at hand... [TEACHER] Keep your hands off my eyes [MARVIN, spoken] But the business at hand is... [SWEETHEART, spoken] Scene three [MARVIN] I always liked the way you wore your glasses In and out of classes I always liked the way you got angry in your glasses That's cool, Miss Goldberg I always thought those glasses hid your passion That's Miss Goldberg's fashion, I said Now it's my birthday and here's my surprise I'm gonna see your eyes, Miss Goldberg I'm gonna see your eyes, my darling [TEACHER] Don't touch my goddamn eyes You little shit I'll throw a fit I'll beat your head in with a hammer (SWEETHEART laughs) [SWEETHEART, spoken] Scene four [TEACHER] My eyes are my eyes Your hands are your hands Just keep your dirty fingers away from my face, kid That's the only thing Miss Goldberg demands [MARVIN, spoken] Now move [SWEETHEART, spoken] Scene five [MARVIN, spoken] Now move! (Sung) Listen, I'm a bastard bummer with a penis And I mean us two to be together Teacher, yes I do, I do, I Mean us two to screw together Me together, you together Miss Goldberg? [TEACHER, spoken] What? [MARVIN] Miss Goldberg? [TEACHER, spoken] What?! [MARVIN] Make Marvin a happy boy [SWEETHEART, spoken] Scene six [TEACHER, spoken] One, two, three, four [TEACHER] [MARVIN] What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg? Miss Goldberg, Miss Goldberg, Miss Goldberg, Miss Goldberg What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg? Please, please, please, rub your hands between What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg? My knees What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg? La la la la la la la la la la What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg? La la la la la la la la la la What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg? La la la la la la la la la la What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg? Miss Goldberg, Miss Goldberg, Miss Goldberg, Miss Goldberg What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg? Please, please, please, please PLEASE! [SWEETHEART, spoken] Scene seven [MARVIN] [TEACHER] Marvin always gets the things he wants Except the things he wants He gets the things he wants Marvin always gets the Marvin always gets the things he wants Things he wants, except the things he wants He gets the things ...Except the things He gets the things ...Except the things [MARVIN & TEACHER] He... [MARVIN, spoken] Do you want my telephone number? [SWEETHEART, spoken] Curtain