[HIS TEACHER] Hide my face Change my place of worship Call me a disgrace and then be done With blame How was I to know that they're all gigolos appropriately Underbred? When the passion stings Think of pretty things Instead I am wearing a hat After winter, I'll marry I'm entitled to that I wear a hat I wear a hat [TEACHER] [HIS WIFE] Here I sit Drunk and self-indulgent Here I sit Dressed up in a hat which even I Drunk and self-indulgent Detest [TEACHER & WIFE] Marry money Money wins Your past will disappear and with it All your sins Joy once seemed so near Now what's left to fear Begins [THE LADIES] I am wearing a hat He'd approve if I let him Since the world's come to that I wear a hat I remember my place Though it's hard to forget him But he can't see my face I wear a hat I wear a hat [TEACHER] I wear a... [LADIES & MARVIN] Hat