[HIS SWEETHEART]
My high school sweetheart is a person too
I tell him he's a person
He says I'm just ridick-a-lous
My high school sweetheart is a too ridick-a-lous sweetheart
Who's a-

[ALL]
Who's a

[SWEETHEART]
-Person, too
He's a person

I say a person has his wants and needs
I'm not a greedy person
He says I'm just ridick-a-lous
My high school sweetheart is a too ridick-a-lous sweetheart
Who's a-

[ALL]
Who's a

[SWEETHEART]
-Person, too

[ALL]
He's a person

[HIS WIFE & HIS TEACHER]
He's a person

[SWEETHEART]
I'm a person

[WIFE & TEACHER]
He's a person

[SWEETHEART]
I'm a person

[MARVIN]
I'm a person

[SWEETHEART, WIFE, & TEACHER]
He's a person

[MARVIN]
I'm a person

[WIFE & TEACHER]
He's a person

[SWEETHEART]
I'm a person

[MARVIN]
She's a person

[SWEETHEART]
I'm a person

[WIFE & TEACHER]
He's a person

[MARVIN]
I'm a person

[SWEETHEART]
I'm a person

[All]
I'm a pers-
I'm a person

[THE LADIES]
Marvin loves Miss Goldberg

[SWEETHEART]
But I'm his sweetheart

[MARVIN]
I love Miss Goldberg
She cast me in her play
She gave me words to say
Made me what I am today

[WIFE]          [MARVIN]
I'm a person    I am Columbus
I'm a person    Columbus
I'm a person    King of the Ocean
I'm a person
  
[ALL]
Columbus

[TEACHER]
Go ahead, play Columbus
Stop begging
Stop making me crazy, Marvin
Crazy Marvin
I love the way Marvin acts, I do
Do not makes faces and do not undo the facts
Relax. Relax. Relax. Relax

[MARVIN & TEACHER]                              [LADIES]
Go ahead, play Columbus                         Relax. Relax.
Stop begging                                    Relax.
Stop making me crazy, Marvin                    Relax. Relax.
Crazy Marvin                                    Relax.
I love the way Marvin acts, I do                Relax. Relax. Relax. Relax
                                                Relax. Relax.
Do not makes faces and do not undo the facts    Relax. Relax. Relax. Relax

[ALL]
Relax. Relax. Relax. Relax

[LADIES]
He loves Miss Goldberg

[MARVIN]
She cast me in her play
She gave me words to say
Made me what I am today

[WIFE]          [MARVIN]            [TEACHER]                            [SWEETHEART]
I'm a person    I am Columbus       Go ahead, play Columbus              I'm his sweetheart
I'm a person    Columbus            Stop begging                         I'm his sweetheart
I'm a person    King of the Ocean   Stop making me crazy, Marvin
I'm a person    Columbus            Crazy Marvin
                                    I love the way Marvin acts, I do
                                    Do not makes faces