my gongeous wives!! aka my romantic f/os. anyone with next to them are my mains. they're in alphabetical order, not by priority or anything like that. i also have a romantic selfshipping sideblog on tumblr if you wanna follow me there. if you can, please check out my boundaries :))

Name: Mr. "Ant" Tenna What I call him: Tenna Pronouns: He/Him Source: DELTARUNE Status: Unlabeled – 09/01/25 Links: Notes: im gonna make a self-insert for him eventually but i havent yet lmao. btw tenna and spamton still have whatever theyve got going on, im just also there

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Name: "The Creature" What I call him: Victor/Vic, love Pronouns: He/Him, It/Its Source: Lisa Frankenstein (2024) Status: Married – 05/30/25 Links: Notes: my self-insert is literally lisa swallows but if she looked like me and had my name. everything else is unchanged.

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Name: Sir Cole Lyons of Norwich What I call him: Cole, love Pronouns: He/Him Source: The Knight Before Christmas (2019) Status: Dating – 12/24/25 Links: Notes: my self-insert is literally brooke but if she looked like me and had my name. everything else is unchanged.

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Name: Elle Woods What I call her: Elle, Honey Pronouns: She/Her Source: Legally Blonde the Musical Status: Engaged – 07/08/25 Links: Notes: my self-insert is just emmett but if he was a girl (kinda) and looked more like me. everything else is unchanged.

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Name: Harvey What I call him: Harvey, Harv, H Pronouns: He/Him Source: Stardew Valley Status: Married – 09/24/24 Links: Notes: my self-insert is me as the farmer. they're much more different to me than my other self-inserts

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Name: Jack Box What I call him: Jack Pronouns: He/Him Source: Jack in the Box Status: Unlabeled – 03/07/25 Links: Notes: i have no self-insert for him. legit just me (a regular-ass human) and a man who looks like he'd be sold out of an ice cream truck. dw abt it

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Name: Dr. James Wilson What I call him: Wilson, Jim/Jimmy Pronouns: He/Him Source: House M.D. Status: Dating / Unlabeled – 2024 Links: Notes: wilson is with house and im constantly begging to be involved in whatever the fuck is going on between them. also i dont have a self-insert yet. probably just me but as a nurse or something

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Name: Leon S. Kennedy What I call him: Leon, Leo Pronouns: He/Him Source: Resident Evil (franchise) Status: Unlabeled / Married – 03/19/26 Links: Notes: i DESPERATELY want to make a self-insert for him, but i havent yet </3

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Name: Nick Miller What I call him: Nick, Nicky Pronouns: He/Him Source: New Girl Status: Dating – 2024 Links: Notes: no self-insert yet, but they would basically just replace jess

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Name: Ravi Singh Pronouns: He/Him Source: A Good Girl's Guide to Murder (book + tv show) Status: Dating – 07/10/24 Links: Notes: no self-insert yet, but they would basically just replace pip

my general boundaries surrounding my romantic f/os :))

my absolute faves!!

• creating art/writing/etc of them
• sending me art/writing/etc that you found of them
• talking to me about them

perfectly fine!!

• sharing f/os with me
• telling me about headcanons you have of them

i'm not sure yet!!

• creating nsfw (including suggestive) art/writing/etc of them for me

notes:

• me referring to my romantic f/os as my wives is partially a joke. i usually call them my wives, girlfriends, and boyfriends when talking abt them collectively
• i don't rly see my f/os as real people or our relationships as real. they're basically just fantasies, the same way I don't legitimately see myself as my kins, but i'll still refer to myself as them

an amazing drawing of me and vic i commissioned from skippiefritz !!

i also turned it into a keychain :)))!!

some lovely giftart i got from catdeaddetailslater of harvey, vic, and me !!

a lovely stimboard i got from hsrwife !!

a lovely stimboard i got from mutts-self-ship-adventures !!

some lovely art of jack from valleybells !!